{"product_id":"hibernation-blankie-🐸💤","title":"Hibernation Blankie 🐸💤","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"474\"\u003eHi bestie, it’s me, Pearl, and if you catch me wrapped up in this blanket during Snowglobe Season™ watching rom-coms and ignoring any and all responsibilities…\u003cbr data-start=\"446\" data-end=\"449\"\u003eNo you didn’t. ❄️📺🍿\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"476\" data-end=\"753\"\u003eThis blankie is cozier than your ex’s hoodie and cuter than a frog in earmuffs. It’s the official uniform of seasonal delusion—a soft, squishy portal to hibernation mode where serotonin is a lifestyle and whipped cream is a food group.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"755\" data-end=\"779\"\u003e✨ What’s the vibe?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"1153\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"874\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"782\" data-end=\"874\"\u003eA full-blown winter wonderland: frogs, mittens, igloos, bobas, and me looking flawless (duh)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"931\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"877\" data-end=\"931\"\u003eSnuggly-soft like cuddle-up-and-disappear energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"932\" data-end=\"1019\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"934\" data-end=\"1019\"\u003eBig enough to hibernate until spring or until your seasonal depression lifts 💅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1020\" data-end=\"1097\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1097\"\u003ePurple candy cane boba drinks \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1098\" data-end=\"1153\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1100\" data-end=\"1153\"\u003eAvailable in one aesthetic only: Snow Day-core ❄️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1155\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003e💖 For girlies + gurlies who:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1191\" data-end=\"1374\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1191\" data-end=\"1234\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1193\" data-end=\"1234\"\u003eHibernate like it’s a full-time job\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1235\" data-end=\"1275\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1237\" data-end=\"1275\"\u003eConsider whipped cream self-care\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1276\" data-end=\"1333\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1278\" data-end=\"1333\"\u003eCancel all plans when they see a single snowflake\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1334\" data-end=\"1374\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1336\" data-end=\"1374\"\u003eRequire emotional support textiles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1376\" data-end=\"1512\"\u003eSo go ahead—wrap yourself in delulu, sip something sweet, and let it snow.\u003cbr data-start=\"1454\" data-end=\"1457\"\u003eThis isn’t just a blanket. It’s a lifestyle. 🛌💖🥶\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":42339688808561,"sku":"32878224539058385337","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0639\/6723\/2113\/files\/665087157297528734_2048.jpg?v=1758235374","url":"https:\/\/www.tadpolesboba.com\/products\/hibernation-blankie-%f0%9f%90%b8%f0%9f%92%a4","provider":"Tadpoles Boba 🧋🐸✨ ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}